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A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment of bringing something to represent their religion. The first boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the Star of David." The second boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm am Catholic and this is the Crucifix." The third boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Tommy and I am Adventist and this is a casserole."

One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

A new Pastor in a small Oklahoma town spent the first four days making personal visits to each of the members, inviting them to come to his first services. The following Sunday the church was all but empty. Accordingly, the Pastor placed a notice in the local newspapers, stating that, because the church was dead, it was everyone's duty to give it a decent Christian burial. The funeral would be held the following Sunday afternoon, the notice said. Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the "funeral." In front of the pulpit, they saw a closed coffin, smothered in flowers. After the Pastor delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congregation to come forward and pay their final respects to their dead church. Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the corpse of a "dead church," all the people eagerly lined up to look in the coffin. Each "mourner" peeped into the coffin then quickly turned away with a guilty, sheepish look. In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a large mirror.

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't "see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

Lavado De Pies 

 Anette Mendoza Arizpe 
Se sientan en círculo y en sillas, en medio hay una silla sola con una vasija que tiene agua tibia y una toalla. Inicia el líder la actividad, quien la explicará algo así: por ejemplo: "En el grupo, convivimos tratando de hacer crecer el amor entre nosotros como Cristo nos mandó, para poder demostrarlo fuera de aquí, pero algunas veces por miedo, vergüenza, o temor no nos comunicamos como debería ser, así que con esta dinámica quiero que pase al frente __________(nombre de un integrante del grupo)

La persona citada se sentará en la silla de en medio, y frente a todos; quien inicia le dirá las palabras que le harán ver sus habilidades, aptitudes, y cosas buenas de esta persona; todo esto mientras le lava los pies con mucho amor como lo hizo Jesús con sus 12 apóstoles, luego de terminar, a quien le lavaron los pies llamará a otro compañero, y así sucesivamente hasta que todos queden con los pies lavados y llenos del amor y reconocimiento de Cristo a través de sus compañeros.